Jesus I'm Drunk Tank Top

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$271.00

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Biblical folk were no strangers to the fermented beverage, so imbibe in this funny drinking shirt guilt free! The tank top is an even ‘cooler’ version of our classic tee, and will let you feel the breeze as you kick back with some cold brews. You’ll turn heads (and maybe even water into wine) with this awesome retro tank.

Fit & Features

⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
⋆ Contrast V-neck hem and retro stripes for vintage flavor.
⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
⋆ 40-Singles Thread Count
⋆ Slightly tailored with side seam stitching for a comfy, stylish fit.
⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 - 2"

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Shipping & Returns

⋆Shipped from our Burlington, VT Headquarters
⋆ Shipping costs detemined by weight in the shopping cart at checkout.
⋆ Refer to Estimated Delivery Date above for Processing & Shipping time.
⋆ Free shipping over $75.
⋆ Free returns & exchanges.
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MEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL
Chest	18"	20"	22"	24"	26"	27"
Length	28"	29"	30"	31"	32"	33"
WOMEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL
Chest	16"	17"	18"	19"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"
WOMEN'S CROP TOP	S	M	L
Chest	16"	17"	18"
Length	22"	23"	24"
KIDS TEE	2	4	6	8	10
Chest	12"	13"	14"	15"	16"
Length	16"	17"	18"	20"	22"
BABY ONESIE	6M	12M	18M
Chest	8.5"	9.5"	10.5"
Length	13"	14"	15"
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Chest	18"	19"	20"	21"	22"	23"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"	31"	31.5"

MEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL
Chest	18"	20"	22"	24"	26"	27"
Length	28"	29"	30"	31"	32"	33"
WOMEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL
Chest	16"	17"	18"	19"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"
WOMEN'S CROP TOP	S	M	L
Chest	16"	17"	18"
Length	22"	23"	24"
KIDS TEE	2	4	6	8	10
Chest	12"	13"	14"	15"	16"
Length	16"	17"	18"	20"	22"
BABY ONESIE	6M	12M	18M
Chest	8.5"	9.5"	10.5"
Length	13"	14"	15"
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Chest	18"	19"	20"	21"	22"	23"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"	31"	31.5"

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Jesus I'm Drunk Tank Top

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1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

An overall fit note:

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1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

An overall fit note:

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

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Jesus I'm Drunk Tank Top

Fitting Room

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom. 3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

An overall fit note:

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

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Fitting Room

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom. 3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

An overall fit note:

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

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1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.